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// hey, real quick…

A few things you should know about this place 👇

Free. Forever.

No subs, no ads, no micro-transactions, no "unlock the playoffs for $4.99". This game will never cost you a cent. Pinky promise.

Your data isn't ours.

No email, no phone, no name, no tracking. Pick a username, pick a password — that's the whole onboarding. We don't want anything else.

Built for fun.

This is a hobby project, not a startup. We're not optimizing for engagement or chasing growth — we're just trying to spread a little dumb joy around the internet.

Born on a basement couch.

Inspired by college nights huddled around a PS2 — drafting deep into the morning, talking unholy amounts of trash, simulating seasons until somebody passed out. We just wanted to feel that again.